THE DENTIST- dun dun dunnnnnn
Yup- my most dreaded- and i don't use that term lightly....
I hate the dentist. It all stems back to the genetic make-up of my parents teeth that they so lovingly passed on to me. (I think I mostly blame my dad. I am pretty sure that he has the same cavity prone teeth as me and my mom has great teeth).
Hi- my name is Cheryl and I am prone to cavities.
There... I said it....
And when I say prone I don't mean that I get 1 or 2 every time I go to the dentist- I mean I get 8 to 10 every time I go to the dentist. (and I go every year)There... I said it....
So this year the count is as follows
Justin: 2 Cavities
Cheryl: 1 (very small) Cavity*
Yup that's 2 to 1. I am the (lack of) cavity champion of 2009!!
A picture of us and our newly shining smiles!!!
* I am not going to mention that my mouth is pretty much all fillings- so there isn't a lot of room for cavities in the first place...
Another comment on the dentist- The Hygienist that Justin and I got could have seriously worked for a company that tortures people.
I have never had my tartar dug out so intensely and with as much zest.
The suction has never sucked such a high blood to saliva ratio.
My eyes have never shed so many tears.
And my gums have never swollen to such a size as this.
But truthfully my teeth have never been so clean.
So I ask you was the Hygiene Nazi worth it??
well the question is....do you want brown rotting teeth or nice smooth white teeth that make you never want to eat again?
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